Better Lovers Become One of the Fastest Reproducing Animals with 'A White Horse Covered In Blood' & Debut Album Unveiling
Did you know that a female domestic cat can become pregnant as early as five months of age?
Greg Puciato (vocals), Jordan Buckley (guitar), Will Putney (guitar/producer), Steve Micciche (bass) and Clayton "Goose" Holyoak (drums) probably didn’t know this either; but they have undoubtedly caught the world by the tongue with new single ‘A White Horse Covered In Blood’ and announcing their long-awaited debut album Highly Irresponsible set for release on October 25th.
Apparently one female cat alone can produce upwards of 100 offspring in her life, which can lead to her being directly responsible for as many as 400,000 kittens. In 2015, of the possible 4.66 billion people who regularly use the internet, 699 million are at some point searching for cats and/or cat-related content every month.
And Greg Puciato repeatedly enforces a statement in your new favourite math-metalcore hissterical addiction song: “Cat Got Your Tongue” – the search is over, we are speechless.
It begins with a perplexing blend of The Dillinger Escape Plan’s melodic moments involving ‘Black Bubblegum’ and ‘Milk Lizard’ clawed together, but only in (c)attitude, not in definition. That sneaky Every Time I Die 2014 element of ‘Deca(t)yin’ With The Boys’ snarls at those willing to witness this (fel)incredibility that is almost too purrfect.
OK, I'll Stop with the cat analogies.
This writer will try; let’s kill that idea… How so? Just wait for the chorus, Greg seeks out a Killer Be Killed chorus that isn’t ‘Left Of Center’, but it is one that will break ‘Through The Walls Of Addiction’.
Did you know a horse’s neigh can be heard from a mile away? Better Lovers are louder.
How? Look at these words before the onslaught:
“Gotta be hard to handle when you meltdown.”
Cat’s got your tongue? GOD MADE BETTER LOVERS AN ANIMAL! 2025 Australia, be ready! The band has said they'll make their maiden voyage down here and they'll have an album under their belt on top of their already impressive God Made Me An Animal EP.
This cat is about to pounce.
Words by Will Oakeshott @TeenWolfWill
Highly Irresponsible will be released on October 25 via SharpTone Records. Pre-order right now, right here
Better Lovers - Highly Irresponsible tracklisting
1. Lie Between The Lines
2. Your Misplaced Self
3. A White Horse Covered In Blood
4. Future Myopia
5. Deliver Us From Life
6. Drowning In A Burning World
7. Everything Was Put Here For Me
8. Superman Died Paralyzed
9. At All Times
10. Love As An Act of Rebellion
